New Kiss? It Worked with The New Monkees, right? (oh, wait...)

We've never cared for the face paint-loving, sub-par quartet known as Kiss, but we just had to comment on this: bassist Gene Simmons and band manager Doc McGhee have announced a new reality show in which the band auditions a new version of Kiss, complete with makeup, fire-breathing and yet more crappy songs.

We're speechless.