"Yoko Ono has to stop saying, 'It’s what John would have wanted.' Really? He would have wanted his songs interpreted by Russian gymnasts at the Mirage Casino? He would have wanted a John Lennon action figure? You know what? I think I know what John Lennon would have wanted: A divorce and Lucy Liu."
- the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, March, 28th, 2008.