Quote of the Day

After the NY Daily News ran a story about Jessica Simpson having her dog "recently snatched by a coyote right in front of her" and the starlet putting up posters around her L. A. 'hood with a reward for info on her pooch, a reader had this to say:
Chicken of the Sea is "chicken". And a coyote is some kind of "dog-napper", not a hungry animal looking to feed itself. This woman is so dumb. What kind of information is she expecting to hear back: "uh yes hello jessica this is wiley coyote, i was going to eat your dog but am considering returning the dog if you'll deposit $1,000 into my account so i can buy a trampoline from the AJAX CO. which i'll use in an elaborate stunt to catch the Roadrunner. I'll get back to you with more details". Good luck stupid!!!