"I heard the title Vampire Weekend and I thought, 'Oh, man, that's gonna be great. I gotta see it.' And there are these guys with little Gap T-shirts on and I'm going, 'What happened to the balls in rock 'n' roll? Why are American bands so wimpy?'"
- Alice Cooper
First his shtick gets ripped off by another dude with a chick's name doin' the shock rock thing; now this. Sorry, Alice. At least we agree with him on something...
[h/t Nelson Poket]