Who's That Fool?

So, once again Madonna puts her best—and only likely—talent at work: getting people to talk about her. It seems that the whole tabloid-driven “affair” between the Material Middle Ager and New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez is all a fabrication geared to raise her profile for an upcoming album and tour, and concocted by Madge and her manager Guy Oseary, who also handles…Alex Rodriguez. (Whose taste in women, btw, makes him the Bill Clinton of baseball.)

Yo, A-Rod: you got played, son.