"5" er Harold Martinez had this to say re: La Mujer del Cantante: "I'm just perplexed Hector [Lavoe] is giving mouth to mouth to Marc [Anthony]'s career. It's sad and strange and it makes me sick."
Well, break out your barf bag Mr. M: Guess who's going out on the road together?
"The power couple of Latin music, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony," as The Orange County Register calls them, have booked a 14-date tour starting Sept. 29 in Atlantic City, NJ, and wrapping up on Nov. 2 in Miami. This is going to be Jello's first actual tour, btw. She'll be promoting her Spanish-language album, Como Ama una Mujer, which hubby produced. Normally, we'd post the tour dates but this time we're not feeling it. Whatever.