8/13/2007

A Farewell to Kings

Wednesday night, on the eve of the 30th anniversay of Elvis Presley's death, CNN's resident zombie, Larry King, will host some sort of tribute on his show. Not being fans of Elvis and--ever since he gave a forum to non-entities like Paris Hilton--refusing to watch King's blabfest, we've made no effort to find out what it's gonna be like. But you might want to check it out, so... Maybe King will take the opportunity to quit and spare us, once and for all, from his pseudo senility and daily nonsense. Hey, one can dream, eh?