Why?

Matchbox Twenty have returned after a 4-year hiatus, touring behind their recently released greatest hits collection, the oh-so cleverly titled Exile on Mainstream. (As if their fans would ever figure out the lame pun to begin with. Sheesh. By the way, how the mighty have fallen: Alanis Morrissette is the opening act on the above tour. Uh-huh. Isn't it ironic? No, more like sad, actually.)

Meanwhile, former Kid Rock DJ Uncle Kracker--wasn't that the name of the dude Terence and Phillip made fun of in the South Park movie? No? It should've been--has been allegedly hard at work on a new album for an early 2008 release date. Dude, please.