Spin Debunks Myths Already Discredited

It must be rough being a once vital magazine turned irrelevant rag.

In a feature titled "16 Rock Myths Debunked" Spin magazine writers--including Poison apologist and overall master of the erroneous, Chuck Eddy--divide their entries between lazy rips at Radiohead (they "kinda blow"); defending hacks like Lady Gaga (whom Eddy refers to as "a brilliant songwriter"); and rehashing tired ass rock rumors and urban legends (Marilyn Manson was a sitcom actor, The Wizard of Oz and The Dark Side of the Moon, Led Zeppelin and the mud sharked-groupie, etc etc etc.).

People get paid to write this drivel? Seriously?