8/28/2007

Scott Baio Will Be 46 and Married...

...yet that won't stop VH1 from bestowing upon us another season of this reality show.
You know, being on TV really must be that big a deal. Otherwise, how could an average-looking, ringer for a pizza guy, land some of the hottest Hollywood starlets of the last 20 years?! At least Warren Beatty had style and talent to match his looks. And when he finally settled down, he married an also talented, classy lady. Jeez...